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Bitter sweet.

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Free love.

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I understand.

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Yeah, that's a good one, too.

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You know, I'm really worried about Roz.
That disciplinary hearing is taking

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forever. What's the big deal? Some guy
started a fight in a holding cell and

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yanked him out.

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Perhaps the fact that she neglected to
open the door first had something to do

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with it.

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Hello. Oh, hi, Roz. Talking about you.
Roz, how'd it go?

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Did they suspend you? No.

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They fired you?

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See for yourself.

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Although Bailiff Russell did not use
excessive force, the committee

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feels that she is volatile and lacks
sensitivity and hereby orders her to

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in encounter therapy within 10 days.

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Now quit first, volatile and
insensitive.

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They call me volatile and insensitive?
Ha!

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Spare change?

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I'll go get the mop, yes sir.

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I am so excited. I've never been to a
psychology encounter group before.

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Well, I just hope Roz gets something out
of it.

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You know, sir, I think the way you
convinced her to come here showed a real

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insight into her nature.

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Let me go, damn it!

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Come on, Roz. Now, you promised that
you'd come to this thing if we all

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volunteered to join you, and we did.

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Volunteer? The man's got my wallet.

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Well, the deal's off if Dan doesn't
show.

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You rang?

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Who have we here? The naughty professor?

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Dan, what are you dressed for?

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Emotionally vulnerable women.

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They eat this sensitive crap up.

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You see these elbow patches? They're
like magnets.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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I don't believe it. You mean you
actually come to these meetings to hit

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defenseless women who are dazed by their
vulnerable emotional state?

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Best pickings ever.

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Look, it's five minutes after eight. You
sure we're at the right place?

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Well, if it will make you feel better,
let's go check.

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Hi, miss. Excuse me. My friend and I
were wondering, is this where the

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group meets?

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I'm cursed with hair from...

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Well, this might have some promise after
all.

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You make me puke.

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Puke.

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Puke.

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Just kidding, Groot.

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Now, what can we grok from my little
display, hmm? Well, I'd say that's

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obvious to anyone who knows what the
hell a grok is.

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It's a sudden flash of insight derived
from a profound empathetic experience.

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Or if that sound my stomach makes after
I chug a Mountain Dew.

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In a semicircle, everyone.

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Chop, chop. You'll find your name tags
on the chair.

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Now, tonight, class, we're going to look
deep, deep into ourselves and see who

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really lives there.

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Is it Mr.

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Angry? Or is it Mr.

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Happy? Always painting a rainbow.

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Beautiful. Just beautiful.

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I'm Ward, and a new state of
consciousness is just around the corner.

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Roll it in a ball, Ward.

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Ah, now, whom are we choosing?

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I'll take bachelor number one.

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Touch therapy time. Everyone, stand and
join hands.

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If we do the hokey pokey, I'm history.

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I need two volunteers.

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Very nice.

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Now, would you please embrace?

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created a safe haven. I want you, Troy,
to draw on Mac for strength, and I want

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you to dig, dig deep down and reveal
your inmost, darkest secret, something

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you've never told anyone.

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I'm a woman trapped in a man's body.

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I've been a weekend cross -dresser for
the last six years. And next week, I'm

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having my sex change operation.

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I wasn't expecting that.

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And, Troy, did you feel safe making
yourself vulnerable here in Max Arms?

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Felt good, Ward.

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Real good.

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That's it. I'm going to steal a car and
leave.

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All right.

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Hey, hey, Matt.

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Braz, we all went to a lot of trouble
for you. Now you sit back down.

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Ah, do I sense some hostility?

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No, no word, no hostility. We just all
agreed to come down and help out our

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friend. Technically speaking, sir, you
agreed.

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The rest of us were forced to be here.

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Well, what the big guy means to say.
Does he always speak for you people?

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No. Yes.

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What are you talking about?

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Well, sir, if we're going to be
perfectly honest, you do speak for us a

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do I?

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And force us to do things we don't want
to do.

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Trouble in paradise?

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Whoa, whoa, now wait a second. We're
supposed to be here to help Roz. I think

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it's time we got back on the subject. I
think we're just finding out what the

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subject really is, aren't we, group? Oh,
yeah.

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Hold on a second. Hey, hey, hey, put a
stick in your bridge here.

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People.

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Are we forgetting what a saint we have
here?

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Dan, it's off -duty time, and it's off
the record. You can say what you think.

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You're a domineering, overbearing, petty
tyrant.

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My liege.

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You make me sound like Mussolini. I
never push anybody around.

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Miss Sullivan, tell him.

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It's not like you're being held at
gunpoint.

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Nobody moves.

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I stand corrected.

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No one is going to hurt you, so let's
just stay cool, huh? Look, I got every

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in town after me for armed robbery, so
just shut up and maybe I won't waste

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Somebody needs a hug.

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Okay, here's the plan. I'll talk to him
again. While I got him distracted, Mac,

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you call the police and everyone else
cover Mac.

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Boss, boss, boss, right to the end.

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Just thinking of your best interest.

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Joseph Stalin, 1949.

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Just trying to set a good example.

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The next one who moves is going to get a
bullet in the head.

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You're in some kind of trouble, aren't
you?

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Who the hell are you, Mr. Freaking
Rogers?

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No, I'm a mental health professional.

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Lord, how about you let me deal with
this? It's really more my area.

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So we're talking for me now, too?

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Got a name?

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I got a name.

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I'm Harry.

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But then aren't we all?

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Shut up.

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I'm just trying to help. Well, then get
out of my face.

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Now, come on, you people. Do you have
any idea what kind of pressure I'm under

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here? Ever play varsity football in a
push -up bra?

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I'm not trying to pressure you. None of
us are trying to pressure you. It's just

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important that you don't do anything
stupid like panic.

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Yeah. Well, you better tell that to
those cops out there, okay? Because this

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one hombre who shoots back.

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Listen, you're just going to have to
trust me. These men are trained

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professional peace officers.

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The last thing they'd want is bloodshed.
Clear those ambulances from the alley.

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The armored assault vehicle can't get
through.

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You know what this means?

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Yeah. Now we can do shadow puppets.

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God,

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it is true.

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What is true?

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How a hostage crisis draws people
together.

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How perfectly natural it seems for two
seemingly opposite people to suddenly

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feel a deep...

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Unexpected attraction for each other.

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Trust me, I'm no good for you.

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What's the plan, Harry?

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I don't know.

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In fact, I have to measure my words
pretty carefully with this crowd.

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Wouldn't want to come off as a petty,
overbearing tyrant.

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I don't believe you.

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This could be our last night on Earth,
and you sit there sulking.

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Oh, so I ruin this, too.

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Well, I can't win.

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Cheer up, Harry.

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There's a better world to come in.

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Well, at least it's always Mac.

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Nothing ever fazes good old Mac Muffin.
Stop it!

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Stop what?

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The way you always giving me those food
names.

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Macaroni, Macaroon, McNugget.

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You make me puke, puke, puke.

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I'm a man, damn it, not a smorgasbord.

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Well, I'm sorry, Mac. I'll never do it
again.

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I know you won't, because we're going to
be dead.

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Attention in there.

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You have three minutes to come out.

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Hey, you, where's that door go? The
alley.

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And about 17 sharpshooters ready to turn
you into fajitas.

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Buddy, why don't you just give it up
while you still got the chance?

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Hey, you cops, don't mess with me. I got
hostages in here. I'm going to start

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throwing one out every ten minutes.

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Can I be first? I have laundry to do.

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Bull, he means throw out our dead
bodies.

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I'll have it sent out.

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worst nightmare.

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I'm kidding, man. We're going in.

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You, everybody, lie down on the floor
and kiss the baseboards.

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Move, move now.

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Stop.

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Everybody stand up and walk out that
door right now with your hands up.

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Hey, I said get down.

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And I said get out.

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I am warning you.

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Trust me, he won't shoot.

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Hey, who you gonna listen to? I've got
the gun.

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But I know where you live.

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Come on, Ross.

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Go, Harry.

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Hey, this guy's dangerous. I'm not gonna
leave you alone with him. Go.

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Don't you do anything foolish.

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I won't.

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feed it to you what's with you lady are
you crazy look who's talking waving that

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piece around at people and you never
even fired one before i have two lots of

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times oh yeah well you should have seen
your face when that thing went off yeah

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well the 38 packs quite a kick
especially when it's a 44 and pardon me

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but i'm an hombre that shoots back and
kiss the baseboards with lines on hawaii

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50 last night

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Incidentally, I thought McGarrett was
especially brilliant.

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Okay, okay, so I'm a little new at this.

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And off to a great start.

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Look, lighten up, lady, all right? None
of this was supposed to happen.

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Well, what did you think was gonna
happen when you went in there? They

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throw a parade in your honor?

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Well, the guy said this was gonna be
easy.

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What guy?

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Some guys in the neighborhood.

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You mean a gang?

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Yeah, they even gave me the gun and
everything.

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That's what friends are for.

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You know, I thought I could just breathe
it. You know, walk in, wave the gun,

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score a couple bucks, no big deal.

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That's why they call them convenience
stores.

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Well, the next thing I know, some guy in
a turban walks out with a magnum and

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starts blasting away like Dirty Harry.

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So I run like crazy.

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And I end up here.

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With oxygen.

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Congratulations. Now you're not just an
armed robber, you're a kidnapper. Okay,

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lady, just lighten up, all right? I
didn't want to be here.

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Things just got screwed up.

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So fix it.

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Give me the gun.

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No way.

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In that case, see you around.

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Where do you think you're going?

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There's a Don Knotts film festival at
the palace, and I don't want to miss it.

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You hold it right there. You're not
going anywhere.

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Don't go.

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Does your mother know where you are?

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My mom could give a fat rat's butt about
me.

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I don't even know where her and my dad
live anymore.

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Oh, a broken home.

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Well, that excuses all the gunplay.

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Man, you really are snotty.

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Just like you work hard at being really
stupid.

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Oh, you think it's stupid to not want to
go to jail? I call it stupid when some

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punk risks his life and all he starts is
a lousy bag of Fritos.

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That's a chilly kind. I hate the chilly
kind.

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Look, lady, I don't know what to do,
okay? I'm confused.

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For starters, don't call me lady.

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My name is Roz.

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And I want to help you.

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But I can't do that until you give me
the gun.

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Why do you want to help me?

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I like you.

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How come?

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You didn't shoot me.

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I find that attractive in a man.

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But you're not a man, are you?

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You're just a baby.

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Hey, I'm 16.

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Going on five.

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Going on gone.

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Look, kid, you haven't lived long enough
yet, but sometimes you only get one

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chance in life at making a bad situation
survivable.

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And this might be that chance.

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Give me the gun.

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I'll help you any way I can.

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I remember once when I was 16 and
feeling depressed over some

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boy or something.

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I thought my whole world was coming to
an end.

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Without me even telling her, my mother
knew how much I was hurting.

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And she came to me.

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Rise, she said.

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It breaks my heart that I can't fix all
your problems.

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But it fills my heart that God gave you
to me to try.

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She sounds like a great mom.

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You know, mine could give a damn.

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Hey, we can't pick our parents.

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Yeah, it's too bad, too.

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Because if we could, I'd probably pick
you.

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I'd wash your mouth out with soap.

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I'd rather wrestle rabid rhinos than
change dirty diapers or discuss the

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of upright vacuum cleaners with a bunch
of clients at a PTA meeting.

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But if you're in the market for a big
sister...

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I got some brotherly love and some
sisterly advice you might find it

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Do you mean that?

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Here.

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What's this?

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My birthday.

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And a list of my sizes and preferences.

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I want presents and I want them often.

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Next time, wrap it.

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Come on.

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Maybe I can talk him into letting you
run the siren on the way downtown.

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I'm really scared, Ross.

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You should be.

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This is gonna be hard.

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Really hard.

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But we can get through it.

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You're the nicest person I ever met,
Roz.

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What'd you do to get in here?

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I hoisted a guy by his Adam's apple.

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Don't tell Mom.

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And the drunk says to the lady, Hey, you
dropped your sign!

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Hi, guys.

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Hello. Hi, Harry.

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Congratulations on the commendation,
Roz. That was a good one.

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Thanks. How's Jack?

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He'll be fine.

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He's making me a decorated nightstick in
Woodshop.

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That's great.

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Uh, guys, I've been thinking about what
you said to me the other night.

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I don't know how much of it you recall.

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Oh, you mean about being bossy and
pushy. Yeah. Yeah.

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And arrogant and always trying to run
her life.

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But how you're always trying to... What?

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Turn us wretched lowlifes into better
people, sir.

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You know, I'd like to say that there are
going to be some changes around here in

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the way I treat you.

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I'd like to say that, but... I don't
have to.

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I love my power.

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Film Festival, my place Saturday night.